HOtEL SWiRly-WhIRLy SpITS the BlAck Bile, YEllOw bile, PHleGm & blOOd of….

RAinBOw BITEs ! / GiMPo & SOns / BiM-BoM BoNNIE-LASs / MuGGleS McBriMfey / DaNNy VaN TooMBS-tOnE / WHiSKeRs-CAtKiNs 'n' SoN / Li'l' HARD MaN / mRs HeDGyi-HOGGy / ALly-PaLLy eL LIAr ! / ThE NuTs 'n' HOlts HOBo / ThE PeArlY QUeeN / AMSteL O' SOur-KRaUT / pAttyKAkE VoN LYdL-BAg / edWEirDo LIPs KiSs / AbRACa-DaBRa VaN MAcK! / juDGE JiGGLes 'N' RUhrY / tHE ROlLInG STonER / MAcaROoNI "wHERe's WAldo?" BaLLoONy / SilLy-WIlLY-WISe-MAN.

+ (plus). PoTAit O' TATTy-NAiLS performs a merry (yet MELANCHOLIC), big (yet SMALL), loud (yet SILENT), dance! (opening night only). Our FoR-FAR's CAkEhOLes once SPat.  sO CoME YE 'n' Spits your phlEgG! Spits your mustar' peppe' BiLe! An' spits yor blOOd! But CuMme 'ere 'ither Ye MUST!

- BrOThEL SWOrLy-WHoRlY [c.1380]